Canon

In slang, a word used by those who write fanfiction. It refers to the original body of work that the fanfiction came from.

Her fanfiction ideas screwed around with the canon storyline of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

by Kathy October 3, 2003

cacne

heavy acne on the face (usually around the lips) resulting from semen (or gizz) deposits. usually manifests after multiple blowjobs and cumshots.

"Damn did you see that girl? She has bad cacne!"

"That whore sucks so much dick, she has cacne!"

by nadsac December 20, 2009

Cacophonous

A loud, harsh, or discordant mixture of noise.

Additionally, Matthew Mercer's favorite descriptor for a loud noise, specifically when on Critical Role.

Percy let's out a shot with bad news and with a cacophonous boom it echoes through the mines of Kraghammer.

by Azraeladonis August 20, 2017

Pachelbel Canon

Every cellist's worst nightmare.

Conductor: We're playing Pachelbel Canon for the next concert.

Celli: OH GOD NO

by OperatorRamirez February 9, 2019

Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.

In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.

by Haomakk April 7, 2021

phone cajones

The ability to forcefully, and often angrily, speak your mind while on the phone but not usually in person.

He's got one hell of a set of phone cajones. He was really giving it to the customer service rep on the phone but when he went down to the store, he totally fell apart.

by Kaptain1 June 10, 2007

cahones

A misspelling of cojones.

A person that posts "cahones" but won't admit it's wrong, has no cojones.

by Vrede June 1, 2010