sarah: ricky is such a creep. He stays going out with those jail baiters.
tina: he's definately a baby bumper
tina: he's definately a baby bumper
by hannita May 26, 2008
Get the baby bumpermug. 1. The act of tailgating WAYYYYY too close to the car in front of you
2. the person behind you is wayyyy too close for comfort. in a car
A short stop by the car being bumper loved in both cases can result in being/doing the rear-ending
2. the person behind you is wayyyy too close for comfort. in a car
A short stop by the car being bumper loved in both cases can result in being/doing the rear-ending
by H-Carr March 8, 2009
Get the Bumper Lovinmug. by Dirtyborough December 1, 2015
Get the timmy bumpermug. a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
by Mommypoo January 1, 2012
Get the bumper humpermug. Spare Tire, Beer Gut or Muffin Top grown specifically to save your partner from trauma during intercourse. Can be ambi-sextrous.
Dude 1: "Bro? That's quite the belly you're getting on you."
Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"
-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.
Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"
-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.
by Stirp January 26, 2015
Get the Fuck Bumpermug. It's a butt that is is very big and attractive were you wanna hit it. Like in bumper cars you wanna hit the other people.
by Gpnfa July 10, 2014
Get the Bumper buttmug. by HotDyke July 31, 2006
Get the Bumper Nipplesmug.