Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

bumhole pine

When you stick a pine leaf into your japseye

Have you used the new bumhole pine treatment

by Bumhole pine December 3, 2016

spicy bumhole

Spicy bumhole is a term used when youre done taking a shit after downing a bag of Takis Fuego

your arsehole has a relentless throbbing sensation and not even Vicks Vaporub will make it better

“fuck man i got a serious case of spicy bumhole”

“aye been there man, lmk if u need any help”

by ItsRec August 5, 2022

Bumhole

Means dirty/dusty ass crack or a bitchy person

Bro Trina was acting like such a bumhole this morning.

by Bufztjgcujnjcxsfn November 30, 2014

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

bumhole

you're a bumhole, bumhole

"stop committing tax evasion you bumhole!!"

by sathmath20 July 12, 2022

Bumhole

Something every healthy guy and girl has.

It's what you crap out of, and if you go to jail, you MIGHT be in trouble.

In the eyes of a buff dude, a bum is a pussy.

Trust me! If you only swing straight, there is nothing more humiliating than having a big cock swirl in your bumhole making you cum in your pants.

Trust me, dude. You don't want to go to jail as a straight guy. You'll come out with a huge bumhole and a humiliating secret love/fetish for dildos.

by Black Cat - 5000 December 11, 2025