broner

A person who simultaneously a stereotypical "bro" as well as a stereotypical stoner.

My friend Collin is such a broner; he's got hippie hair, a three-day beard, Abercrombie clothes, and a sideways upside down visor. He pretty much lives off of creatine shakes and jagermeister, constantly works out at the gym, and he still manages to smoke an eighth a day... such a broner.

by mrrrrow? February 4, 2013

Broner

A boner during a BroFest.

Male 1: DUDE! Do you want to go touch each other in the urinals?

Male 2: I just popped a broner.

by BROLOL June 1, 2011

Broner

A boner you get when looking at man on man porno.

I recently watched a gay porn video. I had the weirdest broner

by Jusitn Beiber August 10, 2014

Broner

n. Physical awkwardness occurring between bros and brahs at the moment their "fraternal" relationship takes a turn for the Greek.

In a sick/hot moment when their eyes met through the haze of booze at the frat party, Erick's and Zack's sudden, unintended broners told them that nothing would ever be the same between them again.

by MudFlap33 August 6, 2011

broner

1. A bro's boner
2. An erection achieved while in the commission of fraternal events.

Trent: Touch my broner dude.

by Albert E. December 27, 2007

broner

n. A boner one has for one's brother.

Damn, I bet Payton Manning's TD just gave Eli a huge broner!

by Tobias Funke January 14, 2007

broner

An erection caused by the sight of an attractive female driving an 80's moddle Ford Bronco II.

"Dude, that chick in the bronco just gave me a huge broner!"

by LP Beef May 15, 2005