Brofree

Brofree- Being a bro of respected bro status, and always chilling with the bros, even if it means taking the unavoidable risk of the unpopular teenage decision.

Jarrett had one of the ladies who wanted to hang with him, but E and J called and instituted a brofree, which by popular demand and bro senority, made Jarrett go hang with E and J.

by j4sp1n r3b0urn3 December 17, 2008

Brogdel

Verb - To get so inebriated on drugs and alcohol that one sleepwalks and urinates on various things/people around the bedroom and/or house. Inspired by one of the most annoying trolls on Kuro5hin.org

Goddamn I was drunk last night. I got up and brogdelled in the closet.

by Dan Bramlett January 9, 2008

blogressive

Posting vague descriptions and detailed rage on a blog. The passive agressive way to deal with your issues.

Damn - have you seen that blogressive post on R's blogspot? Too bad she's not got the balls to talk to me straight up about it.

by Maria Dawn January 19, 2007

Brogrowbility

A bro's ability to grow facial hair. Or his lack there of.

Dude, Kyle has amazing brogrowbility. Check out that massive beard.

by sammsquatch October 10, 2012

brogrammer

A programmer who looks like, acts like, or is a bro.

I was just talking to that tool who writes the iPhone apps yesterday - what a brogrammer.

by dickbuntu July 24, 2009

Brogressive

Typically used in reference to straight, cisgender, white, privileged men who self identify as progressive. Brogressives will likely never by affected by discrimination and often make insensitive jokes and write them off as not being true to their beliefs.

Brogressives love to talk about how wrong inequalities are but will never bother to do anything about it. In many cases brogressives are fuckboys that pay serves to their morals by discussing progressive ideas. They also live to act as if they know more about about any topic relating to politics or inequalities than anyone else in the room.

Less Brogressives are being elected as women and people of color started running for office more.

by FuckDT June 29, 2018

brogrammer

The objectively best type of programmer. He is better than you at social skills and coding.

Brogrammers are superior to all other human beings, and represent the highest state of existence.

by srcs September 30, 2017