Bobert

Bobert is the person you can trust with your life and rely on for literally everything, they will help you with everything and always have your back

Bobert is a total legend

by Its a bannnnnanana October 7, 2020

brobortion

When you have a bro but you decide you don't want them to be your bro anymore.

Luis: hey man whats up?
Bryan: you're such a bad friend. you treat me so bad
Luis: What?
Bryan: Im done with you.
(Bryan walks away.)
-Brobortion Complete-

by brobortion May 8, 2009

Power bottom Bobert

When your coworker asks you to fart on him

Hey power bottom bobert my ass

by Johnny Volume April 27, 2023

Bobert

A retard or otherwise generally or mentally incapable person. Likely to need a lot of help.

This kid is going to need some extra help in this class, he’s quite a bobert.

by Jumbo Smerritt August 21, 2018

Brobortion

When A Bro has brocrastinated so much that he now faces being kicked out of the circle of friends...a brotherly abortion...

bro #1 : Billy still hasn't come around he keeps brocrastinating

bro #2 : I know...it might be time for a brobortion

by Toafuckinganimalinstinct January 9, 2010

broberg

A large, icy, mass that large groups of douche bag Frat Fucks enjoy throwing out the window at innocent folk on the street.

(Tremendous impact, an SUV squeals off and someone yells, "FAGS!" out the window)

Kent (wiping snow off his face) "Mother fuckers! They got me so good.

Brad (Very pissed and snowy) "I wish they just would have fucking killed me.. I don't want to inconvenienced with pain."

Kent- "what was that, an Iceberg?"

Brad-" No, a broberg"

by Lars Randle Mars March 18, 2008

Broberty

The time frame in which an aspiring bro has moved from a browth by spending enough time with a bro, so as to be recognized as an acceptable substitute should a bro not be available, but has not attained bro status just yet.

My bro injured his junk in a 10 way with 9 chicks, good thing my browth has recently started broberty.

by Broczar June 23, 2011