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Barbecue Brisket

Brisket is a cut of meat from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal. The beef brisket is one of the eight beef primal cuts. The brisket muscles include the superficial and deep pectorals. As cattle do not have collar bones, these muscles support about 60% of the body weight of standing/moving cattle. This requires a significant amount of connective tissue, so the resulting meat must be cooked correctly to tenderize the connective tissue. It also tends to be prepared by fathers, or pep peps.
Geez Tony, your dad's barbecue brisket is amazing!
by kingofpoptarts June 6, 2011
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Brazen brisket

A form of execution where the person is stuck in a chamber to cook, then served as brisket to guests.
The Emperor's right hand man preferred to make a brazen brisket out of his enemies instead of cutting them up.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2017
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slit brisket

Jamal was licking something greasy that tasted like chicken and Tyrone said damn cuz how's dat slit brisket
by Girth Brooks 420 September 5, 2018
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A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.
by Elthrin November 8, 2013
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Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.
Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.
by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019
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Shootin the ol beef brisket

A phrase for hanging around with friends, most often uttered by the dumb member of the group. It is most commonly used by a person with low intelligence who converses with others of higher intelligence.
I miss hanging out. I miss the discord calls. I miss the, ya know... Shootin the ol beef brisket.
by Chronological June 24, 2021
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Meemaw’s Brisket

A reference from the sitcom television series ‘Young Sheldon’.

Meemaw = Grandmother
Brisket = A cut of meat from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal.
Sheldon: I know Meemaw’s Brisket recipe.
George Sr.: What?
Meemaw: No, you don't.
Sheldon: Yes, I do. And in order to bring peace to this family, I'm prepared to make it public.
by NaanClapper February 9, 2022
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