Brandon Boyd

Born February 15, 1976 in the wonderful Van Nuys, California. Most famous from his well-known rock band Incubus, who has the RADDEST of ALL RAD band members. One of the most amazing singer-songwriters, writers (yes, he writes books too!), artists, and overall intelligent badass. Not only intelligent, but insanely funny and charismatic. His not-so-little little brother is the lead singer of a band called Audiovent, and he kicks a good amount of ass at vocals also.

Jazmyn: Duuuude i had the wettest of all wet dreams last night... guess who was in it?
Kaelie: BRANDON BOYD?!
Jazmyn: Yep... his voice makes me orgasm.

by Jessiella March 26, 2010

Briantology

A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory, and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:

-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.

Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.

-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.

-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.

While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.

Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.

by yeknomgod July 5, 2014

Let's Go Brandon

Another way of saying Fuck Joe Biden. An NBC NASCAR reporter, interviewing driver Brandon Brown, attempted to convince her television audience that the crowd's "Fuck Joe Biden" chant was actually "Let's Go Brandon.". The reporter was rightly mocked for her obvious attempt at spinning, and a meme was born.

These gas prices... LET'S GO BRANDON!!

by Carlton G. Long October 4, 2021

brandon sprout

An awesome bearded man covered in tattoosthat obviously weight lifts and has an extremely attractive butt.

"Look at that brandon sprout!"

by Deadat27 January 3, 2017

Brando California

He created an app similar to tinder called farmersonly.com which he sold for $5.7 million dollars and moved back to his hometown of Imlay City where he reconnected with old school friends and now covers everyone's bar bill.

Have you met my friend, Brando California?
Oh god here comes Dammit Donald, Nick the Dick, and Brando California!

by Midgetnick June 16, 2019

Brandonius

Brandonius is the French-Indochinese Discord Moderator known as Antipope Lord Brandonius on the Cathoholicism Instagram page’s Discord Server called CATHOHOLICISM. Cathoholicism is owned by Brian Patrick Edwards author of Stork and Shriving Place. Brandonius is moderator in order to secure peace and compliance with the rules of the server. He engages in various pre-1955 activities in the Discord server such as vespers and bed-time stories prayed as pre-1955 vespers.

I really like praying pre-1955 vespers with Brandonius

by cathoho enjoyer July 6, 2022

Brandon Walsh Syndrome

Named after the character from Beverly Hills 90210, it is when a girl best friend falls for her male best friend, knowing there is no chance at all for it to be anything more than just platonic. Like Andrea Zuckerman and Brandon Walsh.

I can't beleive I like Joe, I seriously have Brandon Walsh Syndrome.

Ex. Did you see Mary, she is always with Ben, she seriously must have Brandon Walsh Syndrome.

by heartmonkey February 20, 2009