The act of telling your friend that he cannot solely rely on you for fantasy sports advice. Usually occurs after many text messages or emails asking about trades and/or waiver pickups
Bob: Yo, should I trade Derek Jeter for Vlad Guerrero? I needs me some ribbies.
Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you
Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you
by Mr. Fantasy Guru May 27, 2010
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Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"
Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"
by 3ast3rh00d April 8, 2012
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by 015609kitkay December 29, 2016
Get the temporary break up mug.When you break-up with a person. They enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity.
Steve: Hello Linda
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.
by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009
Get the Break-Up Stutterer mug.When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
Get the Cheese Pizza Break-up mug.N. When a girl writes a blog on myspace/tumblr/blogger right after breaking up with a girlfriend or even just a friend about how backstabbing the person was and how they don't care about them. Usually includes cussing and insulting.
Amy: Did you read Jane's break-up blog?
Joe: No.. why?
Amy: She totally dissed Jack and called him a cock-sucking tosser!
Joe: No.. why?
Amy: She totally dissed Jack and called him a cock-sucking tosser!
by ej.speaks February 21, 2010
Get the Break-Up Blog mug.A common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. The resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert.
Dave: Dude, I saw you broke up with Stacey...
Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?!
Dave: Only had to look at her face man...
Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up...
Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?!
Dave: Only had to look at her face man...
Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up...
by JamesTeddySmith June 22, 2012
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