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brassed

To be skint or have a lack of money
I can't afford that dope, I'm brassed!
by Dolpho July 20, 2006
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Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster

A potent drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox. The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.

The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:

1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
Trillian "I Think You've Had One Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster Too Many"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"
by Lil' Bondy January 31, 2005
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brasher

Brasher (n.)
- 1. A crazy, out of control, or wild party or event.

- 2. A crazy, out of control, or wild person.
Ex 1.) "That party last night was a total brasher! The cops had to come shut it down."

Ex 2.) "John is such a brasher! He is always the life of the party!"
by G6G6G6 September 11, 2011
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Pond Blaster

Dude I pulled a pond blaster last night!
by Here for the funny February 3, 2020
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Brashearing

The act of jumping out of a vehicle due to anger or sadness. Typically an act performed by a mentally unstable individual.

Used as a verb: brasheared, brashearing, or Brashears.
1. “Man she cheated on me, I’m brashearing out of my car.”

2. I just accidentally Brasheared my flowers off of the window sill.
by mookieme September 13, 2019
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Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments
Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*
by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021
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basteo

A word used for several purposes, usually all intended to criticize someone else on their methods for making something. The word was created by "thescumbagdad," a tik tok creator who used this term so often, that it's becoming used among other creators and platforms.
MATT: "Let's first knead this dough."
thescumbagdad: "No you can't do that, it will burn all the basteo."
by Dekmis November 20, 2022
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