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Julia Boucher

The best girl in the world, I would know. Funny, Pretty, always there, cute, nice.
Hey! Thats Julia Boucher! I know her!
by ilyjulia:D April 22, 2011
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bouche

A sexual position performed upon a man. Take the scrotum fully into mouth, extend Steven Tyler length tongue over onto bonch, whilst simultaneously giving a handjob.
May require use of shampoo to clean up afterwards.
Would you like me to give you a bouche?
Bouche me!
by rapscallion April 12, 2006
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Butterfly Boucher

A very talented young woman singer/guitar player. Her first album out is Flutterby.
Check it out on amazon.com, especially 'Life is Short' and track #4 (sorry, can't remember the title now)
by JS March 14, 2004
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botched

a person who looks like they have had facial plastic surgery such as a face lift, nose job, lip fillers.
don’t you think ellie looks botched?
by lottiethotty April 20, 2018
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bouche

a spritely interjection, used to exclaim wonder or to show a large force like a punch or explosion.
1. and then Steve Buscemi showed up, and it was like BOUCHE, godliness

2. and then the bomb was like BOUCHE
by booger December 29, 2003
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botched abortion

meaning that your mother tried to have an abortion to get rid of you, but it didnt work (it was botched) and now you are screwed up and your mom didnt even want you in the first place.
that asshole must have been a botched abortion
by Lydia123456789 February 10, 2007
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Botched Joke

A "Botched Joke" has occurred when progressives seek to forestall any opposition use of a democrat quoted reciting a conceit held commonly among progressives, though not among the general voting public, by a campaign of obfuscation and phony outrage.

The most obnoxious display of this occurred when Sen. John Kerry expressed the typical progressive view that the ranks of our country's military enlistees are comprised of uneducated poors who couldn't know better and are therefor themselves properly understood to be additional victims of "Bush's wars", saying:

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Kerry and his supporters claimed that this was a "botched joke" which was intended to mock Pres. Bush. In service of this silly claim, they offered up a half-dozen alternative, "original" versions which added and rearranged words and punctuation. Progressives begged the question, "Why would Kerry commit political suicide by joking at the troops' expense?" when it is clear from the video of his comments that Kerry intended no humor whatsoever. As if to undermine their own false narrative, progressives simultaneously praised Kerry for displaying the political courage to tell the truth about America's "poverty draft".
It would seem that progressives are going to handle Obama's 'You didn't build that' remark by giving it the Botched Joke treatment.
by juuuummmmyyyy July 27, 2012
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