stoney bologna

1:Blazing so much, acting normal isn't an option. Within a split second, the following runs through your brain; munchies, 420, pigs, captain crunch, bongs, god, all while laughing, only to forget everything you just thought about.

2:A term to describe a funny event/joke about ganja.

1:Shit, these brownies made me stoney bologna. I'm just gonna relax so my brain can function again.

2:Dr. Gonzo:Last night we smoked out my neighbors dog then we gave it some mushies, that night was stoney bologna man.

by master of reality 420 November 21, 2009

bologna-reolas

When areolas cover at least 35% of the surface of the breast and are stretched out enough for one to think nothing other than the word "bologna" over and over. Not to be witnessed by those with weak constitutions.

She whipped out the tits and I froze at the sight of her bologna-reolas. The alcohol then started to kick in and it gets a little hazy after that. No lesson to be learned when you can't remember the outcome i guess.

by iConoclastic July 24, 2009

bologna rippers

extra front teeth, usually sharp and unattractive, often interfering with one's smile

Did you see the bologna rippers on that guy?

That girl would be pretty minus the bologna rippers.

by Lorrie R. January 2, 2009

Bologna Rap Gang

A group of wannabe rap stars from Pennsylvania that play Call of Duty, and other crappy video games, and say LEMONS!

I'm buying the Bologna Rap gang album!

by Derik12543 October 24, 2012

Bologna Tips

(v) Two men mashing their dickheads together inside a rolled-up piece of lunch meat.

Rusty and Tommy wanted to do some docking but were dismayed to find they are both circumcised. They played bologna tips instead.

by Falter Ego January 3, 2012

Bologna Trump

When a woman performs oral sex on a man who has a flaccid penis while he is eating a bag of Cheetos (flavor or type/texture of Cheeto does not matter).

I went home with a super hot hot guy and all that happened was a bologna trump.

by Mousetrap033 August 31, 2018

Phoney Bologna

Someone who pretends in your face but behind your back they are stabbing you in it.

When some one claims to like you but soon as you turn your back they say something negative about you.

The "Phoney Bologna" acted like a friend but was after my mate!

by Vealdeal June 7, 2011