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Ninja Bagging 

When your significant other is asleep on the couch and or bed, you approach with the utmost stealth, t-bag them, photograph the event and escape without detection.
"Johnny sent me a photo of him ninja bagging his old lady last night!"
Ninja Bagging by J. B. Trevor March 2, 2008

Fox Bagging 

When you're driving home one day and accidentally hit an animal (typically a fox), or come upon some roadkill. You then proceed to delicately place the deceased animal in a bag. You reach home and as you make sweet love to your woman, just before she is about to cum, you quickly whip out the bag with the dead fox in it and throw it over her head.
Mr. Nerbers was driving home one day when he hit a moose. He became extremely horny at the prospects of Fox Bagging his wife with said moose. He drove home, dead moose in tow, with a full boner.

Note: Mr. Nerbers is a Fox Bagging aficionado. He has experimented with various animals including but not limited to Frogs, Orcas, a White-faced Saki Monkey, and a Star-nosed Mole. Mr. Nerbers' only unsuccessful attempt at Fox Bagging was with a Level 4 Kaiju in 2009.

Woman bagging 

When a person who is usually a female takes up one seat just for her bag.
It usually happen on a subway.
Woman bagging need to stop it just stupid.
Woman bagging by Cool_adj January 2, 2017

Scotch Bagging 

The act of dipping one's balls into two hollowed-out scotch eggs for sexual pleasure.
I was scotch bagging last night, when my Mum walked in on me. It was like American Pie, but with scotch eggs.
Scotch Bagging by Invisible Kid December 27, 2004

Truism Blogging

(1) Blog posts that re-state the mind numbingly obvious as if it were original and insightful.

(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.

(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.
Many personal development blogs are mostly a compilation of "wisdom" found on refrigerator magnets. We can all agree for instance, that "it's important to be yourself", except when it's more expedient not to be. This is truism blogging.

dry begging 

To ask for in an indirect and roundabout way. Dropping vague hints that are not clear or straightforward in making a request.
My son was dry begging to use the car Friday night instead of just asking; What are you eating? It sure looks good. Stop dry begging!
dry begging by C-N-C July 28, 2010