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When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.
(In an Elevator a guy walks in)
Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth
Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth
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Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid?"
Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid?"
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This boost in excessive estrogen can cause a reduction in red blood cells causing anemia.
She needs an iron supplement and a good dose of vitamin “D” to manage her bluterus and sensual frustration!
This boost in excessive estrogen can cause a reduction in red blood cells causing anemia.
She needs an iron supplement and a good dose of vitamin “D” to manage her bluterus and sensual frustration!
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A skillful blutz involves asking the target a question regarding a topic with which they hold an interest, prompting an enthusiastic reply whereby one 'blutzes' them mid sentence.
A skillful blutz involves asking the target a question regarding a topic with which they hold an interest, prompting an enthusiastic reply whereby one 'blutzes' them mid sentence.
You: 'Do you keep your ketchup in the fridge?'
Them: 'Nah, it's full of preservatives so by the time...'
You: *blutz
Them: *silence
You: 'I just blutzed you, are you OK?'
Them: *laughs/*hangs up
Them: 'Nah, it's full of preservatives so by the time...'
You: *blutz
Them: *silence
You: 'I just blutzed you, are you OK?'
Them: *laughs/*hangs up
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