Buffer Song

A mediocre song used by an internet streaming service like Pandora to let you know they're about to play something really shitty. This gives you the opportunity to change the station before inadvertently hearing something distasteful. Coined by popular podcast host, Adam Carolla

Adam: I was listening to an Elvis Costello channel on Pandora earlier and John Cougar's opus "Hurts So Good" suddenly started playing.
Ray: Shit. At least they should've given you a Buffer Song.
Adam: Yes, anything by Gary Wright would've been sufficient

by bkn March 3, 2014

Bluffed

When you are convinced that you and a person are going to hook up but you find out that b*tch is actually cuffed

Sam: We been talking for some time now
Shalom: She has a boyfriend so you been bluffed

by Blippygotsauce April 21, 2020

wall buffer

a sexual position when a man has a woman between him and the wall

damn jake your walls look sparkling clean what did you do to get it so clean?

well all i did was wall buffer her.

WOW i should try that sometime.

by Master Baterer January 16, 2006

Buckle Buffer

Women seeking rodeo champions to have sex with them.

"Those girls are just a bunch of buckle buffers."

by BuckleBuffer69 January 26, 2017

Bussy Buffer

Typically an extremely hot man

"That man right there is a certified bussy buffer'"
"He's so fine he could buff my bussy"
Brad pitt

by Cuntlord33 June 5, 2023

Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet

I just flushed the buffer in my lunch break!

by Sybil May 5, 2005

Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.

Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.

by B Radd July 12, 2007