Blowhole

When you have a penis in your mouth and it ejaculates. Rather than swallowing you blow the load out of your nose.

“Hey, I heard you did a blowhole last night.”
“Yeah, so much jizz came out of my nose.”

by Cmd1787 January 27, 2018

Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

blowhole

when a man ejaculates in a womans ass and then she proceeds to fart which blows the semen out of her ass

"wow dude, cathy just fucking did a blowhole in my room."

by pedro17473254736 March 25, 2016

blowhole

A hole drilled in the men's bathroom going into the women's bathroom for cocks to be sucked.

I need to unload into a blowhole soon.

by anon76889 August 26, 2014

Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example

Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...

by Vurrath February 22, 2025

FartFalungus In The Blowhole

When you pull something out of your bum. A reverse queef.

Hypothetically Collin kept experiencing “FartFalungus in the blowhole”. (reverse queefs)when Michael Che kept putting things up his bum. Collin “Ah Shit! Another Fart Falungus In The Blowwhole”.
Ewwww

by BamfBabyGuns November 20, 2021

Blowhole

A hole to stick your tongue in and taste the poopoo out of the gooning cave. Its very Ohio and IshowSpeed does it all the time. You can eat the poopoo out of the dookoo.

Gijs: Can I use your Blowhole?
Bertrent Kjelle The 3rth: Yes, you can goon in my cave like IshowSpeed does it.
Gijs: Thats skibidi Ohia Rizz richt there

by TeelbalEater69 March 20, 2024