blortwharf

the extreme achievement of doing something so terribly disgusting that its not even funny.

BLORTWHARF!!!! oh man my dad is going to be pissed when he sees the paint peeling of his car.

by sereph192k March 17, 2008

Blortload

A very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. Semi-officially, a Bloartload is "one more than too f*cking many".

Jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a Blortload of firewood in preparation.

by VetR April 2, 2008

Blorked

Describes the temporary unavailability of a web page, due to an unexpectedly large increase in page views after the page was linked to by a popular news aggregate or blog site. The word is derived from "Blog" and "Borked".

"I checked out that link you told me about, but the site is blorked so I'll just try again later"

"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"

by leftymcrighty May 4, 2009

bloyab

the name of a statement that causes anger/happiness even though the statement is false on a major networking site, or a statement that confuses other people and causes pointless emotional reaction.

Person #1: "Obama will buy me a car if i vote for him"
Person #2: "Your bloyab just made you look like an idiot"
P1: "Me and (insert name here) are getting married after dating for 4 weeks and are going to be happy for the rest of our lives!"
P2: "You're an idiot, and quit saying bloyabs that just frustrate people"
P1: "Fox News is not a conservative network"
P2: "That bloyab just cost you your say in any future argument"
P1: "I just bought a penguin from Joe down the street and when i brought him home he lit up a smoke and kicked me in the nuts"
P2: "Wtf?"
P1: "Marijuana is a drug"
P2: "BLOYAB"
P1: "The Holocaust never happened"
P2: "Careful now, that bloyab could earn you a punch to the face from an old jewish guy, or a palestinian"
P1: "Racism no longer exists"
P2: "you are an official bloyaber"
P1: "Iran does not have any nuclear weapons"
P2: "(screaming) Ahh!! we have a nuclear bloyaber! run!"

by TheFatPlatypus April 15, 2010

blody

A banging body - one that is above average, with lots of definition and tone and /or the perfect illustration of masculinity or femininity

Daaaaammmn..... that girl got’a blody!

by Blody December 26, 2020

Blorgantinian

Something that is reminiscent of Pablo Blorgantini or of Blorgantini’s works. Blorgantini was an Italo-Zulu author and poet who often wrote long, outlandish poems on absurdity and irony. He would often put random words in the middle of sentences for no reason and his books would often have no narrative structure or sense. Something that is reminiscent of this style would be Blorgantinian.

Person 1 watches a goofy TikTok that has cartoonish audio, fast-forwarded video, 7 likes, and a confession to murder

Person 1: That was quite Blorgantinian.

by Thomas Pigskin December 14, 2022

Twisty Blowy

When a girl sucks the penis whilst simultaneously using her strong hand to stroke the bottom half using twisting motions, otherwise known as 'hand to mouth'. The more saliva and enthusiasm the better the feeling. This kind of technique feels so good for the guy, that he may actually put a ring on it.

Jack: Man, my girl gave me a soul snatching twisty blowy last night!
Mark: You lucky bastard!

by inspireddonny October 15, 2021