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the name of a statement that causes anger/happiness even though the statement is false on a major networking site, or a statement that confuses other people and causes pointless emotional reaction.
Person #1: "Obama will buy me a car if i vote for him"
Person #2: "Your bloyab just made you look like an idiot"
P1: "Me and (insert name here) are getting married after dating for 4 weeks and are going to be happy for the rest of our lives!"
P2: "You're an idiot, and quit saying bloyabs that just frustrate people"
P1: "Fox News is not a conservative network"
P2: "That bloyab just cost you your say in any future argument"
P1: "I just bought a penguin from Joe down the street and when i brought him home he lit up a smoke and kicked me in the nuts"
P2: "Wtf?"
P1: "Marijuana is a drug"
P2: "BLOYAB"
P1: "The Holocaust never happened"
P2: "Careful now, that bloyab could earn you a punch to the face from an old jewish guy, or a palestinian"
P1: "Racism no longer exists"
P2: "you are an official bloyaber"
P1: "Iran does not have any nuclear weapons"
P2: "(screaming) Ahh!! we have a nuclear bloyaber! run!"
bloyab by TheFatPlatypus April 15, 2010
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blogable 

Something worthy of being bloged
Person A:I was at a wet t-shirt contest last night and this chick had some nice tits. I think I'll blog that.
Person B: Yeah, thats blogable.
blogable by slippery peter June 15, 2006
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Blowable 

Thrust inward or outward with force
My wife doesn't do blowable snow

push blow force
Blowable by LordMatt December 11, 2012

Blowable 

A guy who is so hot that he makes people want to blow him.
Damn! That guy sure is blowable! I'd like to give him some good head!
Blowable by Abmeister D August 19, 2016
When you love a boy and you can't tell him because your shy and then you tell him and you fall in love with him - jacob 2021 (not my words his)
omg I'm litterly so boyable about josh.
boyable by Isabel841 January 18, 2021
I’m gonna be giving bloab tonight!
bloab by I_USE_VASELINE July 28, 2019

blogabogey 

Very sexy and a man with a big ding dong.
My g is such a Blogabogey