Booster Seat

If a person is in the sitting position and needs to elevate themselves they can use fecal matter to help. A person must excrete fecal matter in the sitting position and it causes the person to rise in the seat. The booster seat often causes a squirming sensation.

I went on a dinner date, the girl was taller than me do I had to give myself a booster seat.

by Teamcletus September 6, 2018

booster

A student who takes easier advanced classes so they'd have an easier time getting a high grade in that class.
Primarily done with AP Calculus AB and AP Calculus BC, or one of the science APs(such as taking AP Biology instead of Chemistry).

Highly depends on the school curriculum offered, grading systems, and prerequisites.

Also see GPA whore.

Guy 1: Hey, wasn't X supposed to be with us in Calc BC this year?
Guy 2: Yeah, but after hearing from the seniors about how hard it was, he took AP Statistics so it'll be easier to get an A. "Still an AP" was his defense.
Guy 1: What a fucking booster. It's not like a single A- or B+ will fuck him over for Stanford. This class is curved as fuck too. What a GPA whore.

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx April 30, 2021

Bloomster

A bloomster is a mixed race troglodyte composed of a pure-bred American and a cockroach Filipino. Bloomsters often prefer the enchanting musk of men who abstain from bathing, ie Third-World scum. A bloomster can often be found wheellin' and dealin' at garage sales, flea markets, and junk yards. Many homeless people complain of bloomsters getting the good stuff from dumpsters before they have a chance too. Bloomsters are often considered armed but not dangerous.

That piece of shit is a real Bloomster.

by Smelly the Lionheart May 3, 2011

Blomster

The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.

That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.

I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad

by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011

blogsterbation

Using one's blog to simultaneously seem like an expert and stroke their own ego at the same time. Applies to not just blogs but other forms of social media as well (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Etc.)

Man, did you see So and So's gross display of public blogsterbation this morning? Thank you for yet another enlightening "expert" commentary from a social media/seo/web marketing "consultant" with absolutely no professional experience.

by ughallthegoodnamesaretaken May 27, 2010

Booster Tank

(noun) A tank of water, found on a fire engine or quint, used to extinguish fire with stretched hose lines while water supply is being established.

Those 38 guys just sat there and watched the house burn while waiting for the hydrant hook up. The could have used their booster tank to at least knock the fire down.

by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt November 10, 2010

Booster-Boyfriend

A man who dates a girl with low self-esteem and eventually boosts her self-esteem to the point of which she moves on from him because she feels she can do better.

He helped her get her confidence back but then she dumped him for someone else. He was definitely a booster-boyfriend.

by livandaaron March 13, 2018