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bromenstrual

adj: when a bro is cantankerous, pissy and overly-sensitive:, aka "acting like a bitch" because it is his time of the month
Ryan is mad bromenstrual today, I'd ask for your headphones back later.
by MedicMilestone November 8, 2015
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Broment

When two or more bros share an experience that enriches their bromance
Chris: “Yo, that was hype when we won three back to back beer pong games”

Franky: “For real, that was a broment”
by ChickenFDC July 8, 2018
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broment

guy 1: bro chad and jeff were totally having a broment last night
guy2: yeah they were getting pretty close to each other
by lifelikeliam April 21, 2020
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blomegranate

Similar to blumpkin, a blomegranate is the act of providing fellatio to someone passing a kidney stone.
Me: Oh god, I'm in so much pain from this kidney stone.
M'lady: Well maybe I could give you a blomegranate to help cancel out the pain with pleasure, and then I'll suck that kidney stone right up.

Me: Wow, babe! That'd be fantastic!
by covian June 5, 2020
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Bomentium

Compound between Boment and Titanium; an extremely rare material that exists to an individual based on their own predetermined perception of it, the only truly subjective material on Earth

Extended exposure to Bomentium has been shown to cause mind alterations, psychological distress, mania, severe hallucinogenic effects, insanity, and suicide - among an array of otherwordly anomalies within a miles radius of the material
Guy 1 yo is that Bomentium over there?
Guy 2 oh shit yeah I think it iך ٶ ՛҉̗̩͖̬͇͈͡A҉ͅA̳̗̩̬̟͎̭̳͕ ̣̱̫̭̤̘͖̜׈̧̲͔̖̲͜ ̻̪͟͟͞ӎ͚͞ ̨͈͖̭͔ͅ׽ ̲̜̮̗̹ ̞̭ ̀͏̨̝̜̭̬͓̬ ̨̨̝̪̠̞̪̤̗̼֒͞ ̧̪̮͕̝̮͙Х͖̫̖A͡͏̯̰͈̜̜A̵̮̹̭͚̠͟G̡͔̹̰͕G͜͢҉̯͎̼G͍͙̰̗̠͘A̧̘̪̹͉̗̤͓̬͢͞ͅA̲̼̩̜͕̣̳ͅD̵̗̝͇͉̳͟ͅD̼͕̗̱͔̀ͅF͏͙͍̪͟͝ ̵̠̙̲̘̼̭Ԍ ̱̟͞ ̪̙̝͕͟Ѧ̨͏̯̺̮͍̙ͅ ̜̣̪̦͙̟͜л̜͎͓ ̶̢ ͈Ӈ͝͏̭͙̩̤̥̰̲͔ ̧̬͙̜̳͙̼́ӛ͟ ͉̙̠ ̴̶̧̩̬̥̙̤Ս̶̞̥̘͍͙̭͙̜̰͜ ̮́Ѻ̣̠͠ ̧̼̺̟͜Գ̳̣̱̠̟̳F̨̰̪̮͡͞F̡ ̰̼̣̳͈͙Y̡̛̜͖͍̥̤̲̻͙̗J̡̗͞M҉̢͙͚̜͙͚̫̫͓̱͞ ̨̫͔̟͇̯̘Е̵̧̤̩̟̝̠̤͜ ̧̩̫͢Һ̘͚̮́͡ͅͅͅͅ ̛̙̱̮̩̬͔̝Ӄ̛̦̘̮̯͈̥́ ͚չ͙͙̪̹͇̫̟͕̺̀ ̦̲́̕ͅמ́͝҉͖͚̟̼̟̞ͅͅ ͏͖̮̹̗͔̥ͅͅՓ̠̬̬̺ ̵̶͍͙̀Ҡ ̟̘ ̼͠إ̡͙͇͎͔̰̠̝͘F̴̡̩͔̱͈͠U̼̜͖̙̖C̝̳̟K̮̟̯̥̀̕V҉̶̮̤̠̝̳͍K̲̮͉̗͔ͅͅK͏̯͕͎̤͓̙̲̭͍C̹̜̯K̗̹̠̻ ؚ͕̦͚̦̕ ̰̙̖̕ ͏̡͙̝̰ͅՋ́͘ ̬͈͙̠ ̭͎̺͍̻̺͠ٺ͜ ͙̯̫͉͖͖ ̜̭̮͜Չ̨ ̩̻͍ ͓̲̦̣̩͡
Guy Ҹ̨̱̯͝ݦ͔̙̪̰̤͔ޞ҉̢̻̥̗͞Ɛ ̝̟̘̻̣͜ż͉̭̫̣̳̦͎͡Ņ̝̗̣͚̮̯͓O ̡̛̘̣̦̜̺̘̺̺̰̪̘̤̣̀̕ͅH̨̡̰̤̮̝͎̠̮̤̺G͝͠͏̛̣̗͓͙̹̙̹̞̝̲̣̟͓O͜ ̨͏͖̙̞̰̞͎̱̜̘̙̮͉̣̖̩̪ͅD͜͠ ̵͙̩̳̬͎͕͈̯ݯ̴̡̧̣̤͖̮̥͍̪͍͔͉̦̗̺̻͖͠͝ͅͅѽ̧̛̞̥͓̦̣̱̝͘ͅֈ̭͓͉̻ͅӿ̵̪̝̞͓͔͎̦͍̀Ϗ̪̟̺ͅԮ̘̣̬͞ۍ̢̻̯̬̣̺̟͙ɵ̙͞ȹ̯̖̟͇̻͎͡͡ރ͉͔̱͔͇̗̥͟NO۞͇͔͝͝Ϩ́ ̘̞̙̮͈̤͙ӄ̢̧̤͎͚̳̼̭̤̜̬֣̥̕͜͡ܩ̴̧̗̞͜˚͏̮͉̪̩̻̘̝̦ͅƜ̲͎̀ͅ˦̟̦͙̞́͝Ȫ ͜҉̮̱̻ͅӏ̨҉҉̫̙̹̹̹͍̤̙Տ͏̞̰̫͍̖̪͓ˎ̱̜͉̥͕͚̣͠܇͕̼͓̩̕͜¿̱̰͘ƿ͙͔̮̙̲̩̖̼͘͘ء̻͔̥̖͉ɴ̫̭̜̠͎̥̼͡ޖ͇̙̪̲̰͡ү̣͙۝̵ ̻̮ͅӾ̡̺̯̱͎͈͍̪̬ͅPLEASEՆ̵ֽ̩̱̺̻ͅ҉͉͕͖͇ג ͏̤̰̯̼͖̞̟̞̹͞ڸ͏͚͇͚̖͎Ÿ҉̯̲̫́޷ ̘̰̝̬̘̲͚͜ȡ̬̪͟ϸ̶͓͍̣͍߿̨̡̜̪̼͙̬̖Ӳ͔̙̠̟̕Ƶ̵͓͎̟̦̻̮ͅб̨̥̹́͡շ҉҉͔̳̟̭͈͖̻̫ه҉̗̘̙̳̹͖͚͍Ò҉͉͙̀Ӧ̬̻͢־͙̠Ϯ̤̬͓̞̗͔͢͠ͅ۩͉̟ہ̢̡̤̬̩̟̲̺̮͎̟̰̰̻̭̫֯̀͜͞ݍ ̘͕̝מ͔͓͎Ա̪̳̗̲̱̩̰̬̀͜͞ډ̹̮̫͎͠ʗ̛̥̕ɛ̴͝҉͉̦̗̼̻Ն̧̛̗̩͕̯͖̥̗͠ӗ̲̙̜̹̺IJ̠̮͎̙̙͝ӫ̖׻̵̮̦̜͕̙͙̯̟͠ ̣͎̰͚̼̕͟ͅ׵͖̤̣̜͙̖͇͘͝
by ThePleadTribe September 18, 2021
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blumentack

when the pussy is filled with cum an the pressure increases results in an explosive squirt of cum all over the place.
my pussy blumentacked
by quartz89 January 27, 2022
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broment

A moment two bros share together, usually related to anything "bro". A fist bump could be a broment.
Ian: Dude, remember when we got high yesterday?

Ron: Yeah man that was a total broment.
by superbros June 24, 2011
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