bludger

One who lives off or profits by the work of others while making no contribution.
Originally British slang meaning pimp, its currency has continued in Australia while it has died out in Britain.

Why don't you get off your arse and give us a hand, ya bludger!

by dYsLeXiA January 11, 2005

Freeway Blogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

by ScarlettPussyman March 23, 2008

blidget

An African American midget (a little nigga).

Did you see the blidget that works at Kroger?

by Ashtin Taylor February 21, 2009

Doll Bludger

A widespread Australian term and used in some other parts of the world. It is a negative term referring to those who live on government welfare payments without any good cause. They refuse to find jobs and are known for living in poor socio-economic conditions.

A Doll Bludger is a waste of taxpayers money, they are those individuals who were born with a leisurely personality and sheer laziness.

by Yada_212 January 21, 2009

Blogger Guilt

A fit of guilt, physical discomfort or dysphoria that occurs when one is too busy with an actual social or professional life to properly update one's livejournal. Particularly prevalent in those who use weblogs as coping mechanisms, artistic or creative outlets or routine social tools. Popular sister terms are "blog guilt" or "livejournal guilt".

Nashor was scratching himself and feeling more and more inadequate around his dirty, slow 2003 ibook G3. He had taken many pictures that January and spent time with many beautiful people, but never seemed to have time to upload them or talk about his experiences. "What's wrong with me?", he posed to a doctor in relation to his increasing self-loathing and inability to sit down in front of a computer. "You are suffering from Blogger guilt. I suggest you stop reading Click Opera; it will only make you feel worse. And remember, Momus is unemployed and middle-aged."

by Roshan A. January 25, 2006

bludge

The Australian layman's word for 'procrastination'

I think I'm gonna bludge around a bit today

by Raii April 11, 2007

bludger

lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003