blitzed

so high you cant even see straight!

Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!

by tra ketcham April 8, 2007

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Blitzkrieg Bop

Blitzgrieg refering to a swift military teqnique used by german nazi in world war two to capture norway. Bop meaning to sing or move to music.

Put the two together and you have a popular song produced by the punk rock band The Ramones in 1976.

"damn that blitzgrieg killed my wife... that sucks... damn nazis."

"hey the wars over... lets bop"

"hey ho... lets go"

by beta sakers January 11, 2004

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Blitzkrap

Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring

"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."

Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.

by The Dude February 4, 2005

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blitzed

totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.

Dude, he's totally blitzed on weed.

by grey kim December 24, 2005

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blitzkrieg bitches!

it is appropriate to yell BLITZKRIEG BITCHES! before barging into a room full of teenage girls. Tests show best results come when entering through a window. Important to avoid contact with middle aged men as they seem to become angered at the phrase.

this is a BLITZKRIEG BITCHES!

by BC2 January 19, 2005

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