Blerton

Blerton is the prettiest and nicest guy out there. Every woman loves him. He can have any girl he wants. He is mostly calm, but always ready when it matters. He is very loyal and would never abandon his closest friends. He is also good at fucking.

Gabriela: Omg, did you see Blerton? He is so hot!

Laura: Yes, he is the most beautiful boy I know! I would do anything with him. ;)

by Qiener January 7, 2019

Blart

Adjective, adverb;

Inspired by Kevin James in the movie, "Paul Blart Mall Cop", blart is a derogatory term for addressing and/or describing someone whom is overweight/obese.

1. "Hey, do you remember those girl's names who walked past us?"

"Which one, the tall girl or that blonde blart?"

2. The women felt socially awkward when a rather blarty looking man in an elevator ripped a mad, thick fart.

3. "Jarome, I don't even understand why you're together with that blart."

"I like some meat on my bones."

by BaconFlipper April 22, 2013

blart

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.

After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

blarting

To cry your eyes out

"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"

by Mandy Robinson June 9, 2005

blarting

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

by MertK October 23, 2016

bleasts

An Asian pair of breasts.

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see that chick's bleasts?"
Dude 2: "What the hell did you just say?"
Dude 1: "You know, bleasts. Merrons. Headrights."
Dude 2: "I never want to be seen with you in public again."

by anothermoron April 25, 2008

blart

one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.

"how man lets get wersels in there man it's wall to wall wi blart"

by GeordieChris July 17, 2006