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Buffalo Bills 

One of the NFL's loveable losers, they were founded in 1960 as a member of the AFL, winning 2 championships in the league in 1964 and '65. Made the playoffs just one time in the 1970s, despite having OJ Simpson at running back. Were an excellent team from the late 1980s to the late 1990s, with 10 playoff berths in 12 years. These teams were led by 2 hall of famers who never won a championship- quarterback Jim Kelly and coach Marv Levy. Buffalo went to 4 straight Super Bowls from 1990-93, losing everyone. The first was lost on a missed field goal by Scott Norwood. The Bills have not made the playoffs since 1999, despite assembling some talented players in recent years.
"The Buffalo Bills with a chance to win the Super Bowl, down 20-19 to the Giants. Norwood, from 47 yards out. His kick is up, it's long enough, but it's no good! Wide right!"
Buffalo Bills by Sports Info July 3, 2006
2 bills is slang for 200 U.S. dollars.

The 100-dollar bill is currently the largest bill in circulation in the United States, so 2 bills is $200.
I'l give you 2 bills for that guitar.
2 bills by jecowa November 13, 2013
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Buffalo Bills 

An NFL team that must delight in torturing their fans with near playoff caliber teams. Known for prodigious amounts of talent, but with either a weak link or dream-shattering crises of confidence.
The Buffalo Bills would be great if Trent Edwards could show a little more heart, or if Turk Schonert could call a game worth a damn.
Buffalo Bills by Spaghetty December 19, 2008

to pay your bills on time 

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).
son (crying, with a piece of ungraded homework in his hands) Dad, why the hell is this composition of mine on The Great War not even graded? And why did the teacher just shove it back in my face with out even bothering to look at it.

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

big pimpin with small bills 

a crackhead with a large stack of ones in his hand, a junkie who fronts large but really aint got shit, someone who tries to buy shit off you and ones you to death, a wad of money with the largest bills out, the bills happen to be fives.
yo that bitch was thought she was big pimpin with small bills, too bad she belly up.

Ebay Pays My Bills 

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.
He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.

Buffalo Bills 

single handedly the coolest football team in the NFL. Lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the 1990's. But the more important thing is that they MADE IT to 4 straight Super Bowls....and people still say that they sucked. Lets see the Dolphins or Patriots make it to 4 straight.

Oh yeah, they had OJ Simpson playing for them as their star player too!

JP Losman in 2005 all the way!
The Buffalo Bills are the only team in NFL history to make it to 4 straight Super Bowls.
Buffalo Bills by falconbox530 May 24, 2005