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bobs evacuation

When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"
Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.
by Davis1326 July 15, 2017
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periodical boobs

The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.

The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
by akalisa April 22, 2010
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Because Tamara's boobs...

Refers to the time Maggie and Kellen wrote "YOLO" on Tamara's boobs and "because YOLO" became "because Tamara's boobs". True story.
I killed the neighbors because Tamara's boobs...

Let's do heroin because Tamara's boobs...
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big boobs?

by dallys.hxe October 25, 2019
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Bobs Splosh

A Bobs Splosh is washing your hands the British way.
"Ey mate. Im gonna do Bobs Splosh right now innit, see you later in the pub! Cheers!"
by The Blackwood February 11, 2021
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moobs for boobs

Used most often on websites like Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.
Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*
by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010
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anime boobs

The equivalent of LA face with Oakland booty, but for boobs. They are well shaped, well endowed yet seemingly out of proportion to the rest of the body. Like a 36DD on a 5'3'' gal. Certain mythical creatures are said to have these. They often appear in a nerd's fantasies or a human girl's nightmares. It can also be conjured by spending all your bonus points for a magical wish or a visit to a medical gift shop. Basically, the only real anime superpower!
Andy: Hey, can you hook me up with your friend Heather?
Barbara: Get in line! Sam and Dave asked as well! What do you even see in her??
Andy: Damn, those anime boobs!! Its like her superpower!
by abwolverine July 25, 2016
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