seatbelt bondage

When your seatbelt suddenly refuses to let out slack, inexplicably thinking that you're crashing. This only gets worse as you try to give it some slack to make it unbind, but only end up squeezing yourself in tighter. Eventually, the victim will either unbuckle or suffocate.

John tried to escape by sucking in and letting out some slack, but it was too late; he was in seatbelt bondage.

by HoboAC March 29, 2008

benragement

When you are so blinded with anger after having your ankles broken or getting the crap roasted out of you that you swear profusely and throw hands at your friends for no reason."

Closely following is the signature walk of shame.

"Bro chill, you're benragement is only gonna hurt yourself"

by JohnnyBoyBurdekin June 15, 2018

Beddage

A sub-category of bondage wherein various types of bedding, such as bedsheets, pillowcases, and blankets, are used to restrain a submissive partner. Additionally, sleeping paraphernalia such as eyes masks, earplugs, CPAP machines, bonnets, and snore strips, are used to simulate sleeping conditions or otherwise arouse one or both parties.

Sure I’m into beddage, I just want you to put a fitted sheet on the bed with me under it while a CPAP runs in the background.

by the beddage professor September 3, 2023

Phone bondage

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.

"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)

by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008

Blunt Bandage

When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.

"Awe man, I missed a stem. Break me off a blunt bandage."

by Kripeezy August 31, 2013

snuggie bondage fuck

When a dude puts a chick in a snuggie and ties the sleeves in the back like a straight jacket, then fucks the shit out of her.

At first the snuggie seemed like a horrible Valentines day gift until mark introduced the snuggie bondage fuck.

by Dream seekers December 28, 2016

Carlos Bandage

Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.

“I think I have a raccoon in my trash”
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”

by kallyirwin May 21, 2020