bederosexual

one who enjoys sleeping more than sexual intercourse. enjoys many snorgasms. can be shortened to "bedero."

"fuck relationships. i'm bederosexual anyways."

"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."

by wetdreamer3000 March 27, 2010

Behrad

One sexy motherfucker who knows his way with the shordys

I met a Behrad last week, last week was a lit time. We rolled a few blunts and got drunk and had a six way

by barelitty November 20, 2018

bedrock

an unbreakable block in minecraft also used for making clickbait videos trying to break bedrock

guy:ooo bedrock time to use my pickaxe
bedrock: nah fuck you

by jordan poole fan March 15, 2021

bedroom

The room in your house where you sleep and keep your clothes. Bedrooms usually have a closet in them.

I need to go check my bedroom to make sure everything is still there.

by David March 6, 2004

Anders Behring Breivik

Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags

Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap

Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.

With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.

Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.

by The Finnisher April 28, 2012

beddrobe

The art of piling clothes on a bed to be used
in place of a closet or dresser. The bed is usually in a spare bedroom and clothes requires ironing.
If a bed is not available one can always defer to a floordrobe.

My beddrobe is kept clean and tidy.

by koolkid-manchester October 6, 2008

bedroom bowling

where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation

Laura and I did a little bedroom bowling last night.

by Mike41886 January 26, 2009