Tighter than a Beringer

A Beringer, also known as an Ebinger, is a level of "tightness", saltiness, and a mild amount of anger. You are not necessarily mad, but disappointed to a point that some facial expression and a change in demeanor are very apparent.

Also used to describe actual tightness of something.

"Jacob was tighter than a Beringer when Johnny stole his girl"
"I'm tighter than a Beringer after losing my jawn"
"Bruh last night, she was tighter than a Beringer.

by hiimyor May 25, 2018

Ball bearing mousetrap

A tomcat.....think about it.
This is an old slang term for an unaltered male cat

I had a bit of a rodent problem in my kitchen so I went down to the pound and got a ball bearing mousetrap.

by Pogo56 April 26, 2009

Texas Tech Bellringer

A male who masturbates very fast while in a standing position.

Boss: Has anyone seen Heath? He's been gone for several hours now!

Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer

by Johnny McDonald January 1, 2008

bringer

the act of saying bringer before licking ones vagina

i said bringer before i ate her

by cmoney121296 March 22, 2011

kim basinger

An American blonde actress which likes wandering in black tuxedo and proceeding to reveal a wet tanktop and a pair of clinging boxer shorts.

Kim Basinger, launched by "9 1/2 Weeks".

by egregr May 11, 2006

load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.

Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"

by Feo2 February 4, 2009

bellringer

A bowel movement so long, that it hits the bottom of the toilet, and topples over forward, hitting you in the balls.

I left a nice bellringer in the shitter for you to look at.

by tequiller January 2, 2007