beards

A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.

What the beards are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob

by the_beardly_one January 23, 2005

Bearded

When you get fooled by an ugly guy who looks hot with a beard

I liked Dave, then he shaved his beard and he was hideous. I got bearded. His chin was non existent

by Lykra Dranks October 24, 2020

will bearded

An incident in which an individual gets horrendously pissed, can no longer walk and is sick on the Malia strip. Usually inflicted via consumption of a headfucker cocktail.

This is often accompanied by severe 'whip' effect sunburn the following morning.

"Jesus fucking crust Dave that bloke is proper Will Bearded! He must have downed a fish bowl."

"That bloke can't fucking walk and has been sick down himself. He's Will Bearded."

by Dave1992 August 10, 2017

By the beard

One of a handful salutephrases from the game Deep Rock Galactic.

Dwarf1: Rock and stone to the bone!
Dwarf2: By the beard!
Dwarf3:Leave no dwarf behind!

by eldoggo October 24, 2018

bearded

1. something that is weird

That dude is bearded!

by James Schneider May 27, 2003

Beard

A beard is a buddy that you use as a cover for you to see a person of the opposite sex. You tell others you are meeting someone for him, or taking him out to meet someone. This version has been around since Before Kennedy's time.

Fred is my beard, so I can go and meet chicks.They think their for him.

by Torinoluvr May 12, 2008

Beard

One who engages in pedantic, pseudo-intellectual discussion of meaningless and often obscure pop culture that nobody actually cares about. Typically applies to nerdy topics such as video games, comic books, science fiction, and so forth. Refers to the luxurious fat-guy beards grown by internet shutins, a la the Simpsons Comic Book Guy.

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

Me, watching Mallrats: Christ, Kevin Smith is such a fucking beard.

by pacobird August 21, 2008