Tactical Beard

Facial hair expertly grown to aid soldiers in combat zones throughout the world.

"Dude I think something latched onto your face while you were in Afghanistan."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."

by DKAY April 10, 2013

Bear cuddle

Being cuddle by/cuddling with a large, bear-sized man all through the night.

We bear cuddled last night, it was very romantic.

by magnetic zero February 20, 2011

Bear fists

A thing that happens when you and your homie say the same thing.

Anthony: I hit them with my bear fists.

Smit and John: You have bear fists?

by NikkiQuacks April 23, 2020

Peruvian Bear Fucker

The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.

Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!

That bear fucker wrecked me last night.

by Duhast September 2, 2021

German gummy bear

When a male circumcises his penis and feeds it to the female.

She was hungry so i gave her a german gummy bear.

by ElongD November 23, 2016

Seneca Crane's beard

A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.

"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."

by theavox December 16, 2011

Bear Grylling

When you purposely make a fire in your home to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Does not count if you use the fireplace, pussy.

Damn, dude! Are you bear grylling those Bagel Bites?

by Nadeem E. January 25, 2009