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Baumgartner

Baumgartner. Bums.
1) To be faint of heart and weak minded
2) A strong supporter of LGBT causes and groups
3)An erratic minded person. Someone who is borderline.

3) Inbred

Chuck: Hey guys. I had sex with my coked up niece.

Paul: your such a Baumgartner dude.

Falina: hey guys I like to do drugs and accuse people of things falsely

Jake: stop being such a Baumgartner
Chuck was baumgartnering in a new town, and all the townsfolk chattered about his deficient mental state.
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baumgart

To masturbate in class. Possibly done by shaking your legs so your thighs hit your wang.
Dude #1: Did you see Dave?
Dude #2: No, what'd he do?
Dude #1: He was baumgarting it.
Dude #2: That noise was his leg hitting the table! That's messed up...
by Big_D_and_the Revolution December 26, 2006
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baummie

This started back in the 1700's when a british hooker named andrea baum was asked what her special sex move was, and she said the baummie. From then on oral sex was called baummie in England
She gives the best baummie ever.
by Alex January 23, 2005
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Baumgartner

Pronounced Bum-gart-ner

Well known for those who have BGS or Baumgartner syndrome. It's a mental disorder that affects several Americans. It involves being a pansy, calling the cops on someone rather then facing them man to man.

Baumgartner is also associated with cowardice and incest.

Mental retardation of Baumgartner is characterized by the wide eyes/bug eyes.
That Baumgartner is a real loser

Look! That Baumgartner is calling the police again!

I gave that Baumgartner a hard look, and he peed himself and ran away.

Look! That retarded blond Baumgartner has sex with her retarded bald uncle and they do coke together!
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Classic Baumohl

A generally large overbearing roomate who tends to lounge around the apartment in awkward positions.
Uhh Ohh... He's pulling another Classic Baumohl!
by iMilkedClarence December 14, 2010
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Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.
'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'
by trippyqueen August 30, 2012
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The Bauman Method

When one is to roll weed in a plant leaf due to lack of papers.
Guy 1 "Ayo I'm outta papers
Guy 2 "It's fine we will just use The Bauman Method"
Guy 1 "Isreal or Palastine?"
by CertifiedWordologist April 28, 2021
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