Batfished

Means when you know a male or female is crazy but they do something that confirms they're batshit crazy.

I knew Tarah was crazy, but she tried to cut off my balls one night. She batfished me.

by evertoconquer October 17, 2019

Buttfish

Noun. A buttfish is a marine creature which is shaped like an ass.

dory: maybe if I just find a buttfish
marlin: you cant find a buttfish!

by doryspeakswhale April 15, 2020

Pattyfish

When you moving snakey Behind mandem 🐍

Guy 1: you’re moving like a snake yuno

Guy 2: shush
Guy 3: ahlie he’s moving like a pattyfish

by Uegshdbuxb February 9, 2021

Battycise

The practise of exercising one’s gluteus maximus (also known as a ‘Batty’ in patois slang, hence Battycise) in tightly fitting jogpants, mainly worn by attractive & nubile young gym bunnies, wishing to replicate the Kim Kardashian-like booty, to obtain more social media followers.

This evening’s gym class will focus on Battycise. Expect to feel like you’re been kicked in the ass by a premiership footballer tomorrow.

That lady is pumping some mean Battycise today.

That Battycise is affecting my exercise routine today.

by Hiezenborg November 28, 2022

absofuckinglutely battyfied

this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central

the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts

guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?

guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!

guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied

this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...

guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!

by michael 123 January 15, 2008