fat baster

the word to try to upset fat people which don't

You fat baster drop the chicken.

by waylonbrowning November 28, 2003

master-baster

master-baster - a lesbian profficient impregnating a female with a turkey baster

After years of training kerrie finally graduated as a master-baster

by TammyGail February 14, 2008

Bradass baster

When a guy named brad butt fucks a girl or guy and that person sucks the cum out with a turkey baster and sprays him with it

Can't wait till Bradley takes her home and delivers a bradass baster

by Jtmoney2321 August 15, 2018

Swedish baster

When you ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert your own sperm into your anus

Damn, kris fit all 16 units of the Swedish baster

by Swedish baster May 5, 2024

Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit

Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster

by Body duck December 3, 2025

Bantersauross

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.

"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"

by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022