A highkey therapist, helps you at making bad decisions, helps you get laid, lowkey flirts with you and skillfully serving as a wingman.
by Dzengo January 4, 2024
Get the Bartendermug. by Ldl463 September 17, 2021
Get the Sous-bartendermug. 
Get the resting bartender facemug. The slang term referring to people who concoct two or more pre-existing beverages (e.g. Sustagen + Kapal Api coffee + Red Bull energy drink + Kuku Bima energy drink) into an entirely new kind of beverage
At the party, he turned into a real bartender, mixing Sustagen with Kapal Api coffee and a splash of Red Bull—who knew energy drinks could reach such creative heights?
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
Get the bartendermug. Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.
Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
Get the Bartender Todmug. A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
Get the Bartender's Limpmug. 