A bitch who doesn’t get bitches
A pussy who doesn’t get pussy
A massager who doesn’t get they cock massaged
One BIG fuck-up bigger than the Big Bang
A pussy who doesn’t get pussy
A massager who doesn’t get they cock massaged
One BIG fuck-up bigger than the Big Bang
Stranger 1: You seen the news about Bari?
Stranger 2: Yeah, the dude who is the biggest fuck up ever…
Stranger 2: Yeah, the dude who is the biggest fuck up ever…
by The-Unknown-Nigga September 18, 2022
Get the Barimug. by Barithescoomphoodnigga October 12, 2020
Get the Barimug. A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
Get the Bari Mahir Paradoxmug. Probably one of the longest names in the world. This name means “the most wonderful thing in the world.” He was the first of the two brothers, the other being Chang.
by bluestinger66 January 7, 2024
Get the Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembomug. becarefull Baris is here
by Flusy1 March 28, 2022
Get the Barismug. by jensasdj May 8, 2018
Get the Barismug. Turkish hairy man thot
•Likes to be a thot
•Drinks tea with his mother
•Makes cringey fotos of their eyes
•Makes weird noises
•Talks alot about his small dewk
•Likes to succ dewk
• Abuses little kids
•Batista bombs little kids
•Likes to be a thot
•Drinks tea with his mother
•Makes cringey fotos of their eyes
•Makes weird noises
•Talks alot about his small dewk
•Likes to succ dewk
• Abuses little kids
•Batista bombs little kids
Example 1
1 Who is that thot that stole your man?
2 It was a hairy brown haired turkish boy
1It’s Baris!?!?!?
2NOOOO THAT HOEEE
Example 2
1 Who is a hairy thot??
2 BARIS!!!!!
Example 3
1 Who lives in a trashcan under the school?
2 THOTTY BARIS!
1 Who is that thot that stole your man?
2 It was a hairy brown haired turkish boy
1It’s Baris!?!?!?
2NOOOO THAT HOEEE
Example 2
1 Who is a hairy thot??
2 BARIS!!!!!
Example 3
1 Who lives in a trashcan under the school?
2 THOTTY BARIS!
by Breadnigga January 21, 2019
Get the Barismug.