The Bargain Harold

You really need to secure the services of a 'lady of the night', but you don't have much cash, so you have to settle for a dirty transvestite.

"I was completely broke and needed to bust one off, so I had to settle for The Bargain Harold."

by Headmaster Doc and Dr. Dutchie July 20, 2008

bargainous

New York City c. 1995

bargain

bargainous: to be considered an exceptional bargain; ridiculously cheap.

"Yo, Jerome got ounces of White Widow for fo' hunned. That's fuckin bargainous, dude."

by FlavorDave July 11, 2004

Bargoyle

An old haggard rock slut that never leaves the local bar. She frightens the twenty oner's with her sexual advances and dirt rock dance moves.

Holy shit, that bargoyle just passed out in a pile of her own vomit.

by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

bagyanker

1. A term used in reference to a male who constantly repositions his testicle(s) via his scrotum. 2. A masturbator. See jackoff.

1. He's such a bagyanker that when I first met him I was under the impression that he suffered from a medical condition where his hand was cojoined to his balls. 2. He'd fuck up a wet dream, the bagyanker.

by Lucille Ball August 25, 2003

bagyo

Filipino word which means typhoon

signal number 3 ang bagyo sa Maynila bukas.
Tomorrow, its typhoon signal # 3 in Manila.

by Boniuk April 2, 2007

baggyballbag-syndrome

A terrible disease which is not contagious, therefor inherited at birth. It's deadly yet arousing symptons include thinning of the scrotum and sagging of the scrotum. It can however be contracted by transexuals if they injest excessive amounts of homeless people. There is no found cure for this disease at this present time, however it can temporarily be prevented by ironing the scrotum daily on a high heat.

dude Derek's mum told me he has baggyballbag-syndrome!!! I feel so bad for him should we buy him a new iron?

by sir ball-bag-alot December 22, 2010

Bargadon

Also known as “Dandelions”.

Something that only very strange two-year olds are afraid of.

The only way to help somebody who is afraid of bargadons is to put a towel over their head and drag them elsewhere.

Showcased in Allie Brosh’s “Solutions and Other Problems”

Person 1: “WHAT IS WRONG”
Person 2: “BARGADONS”

by Baby who’s scared of bargadons November 25, 2021