Balance dim

Usually when you have consumed enough marijuana to the point where you are incapable of standing up straigh, you feel intoxicated.

Agent 16: Yo bro, that hit really messed me up i am unable to walk.

Woodstock: Ya Man, your balance dim.

by Randy N R May 21, 2009

Jaques Balance

Mythical multi billionaire venture capitalist known to allways be in Monaco investing in small and large companies worldwide. Only few have met him, those who have known to converse and do business with him are now also billionaires.

Who is Jaques Balance

by Bosco_bosco1 October 18, 2008

White Balance

The whiteness of somebodys teeth.

Guy 1 "Hey, check out my new veneers"
Guy 2 "Dude, you have some awesome white balance now"

by LorenzoLorenzii October 7, 2011

Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011

Wii Fit Balance Board

an item used on the wii fit game that has probably a foot fetish

Wii Fit Balance Board x Dan Schneider fanfic.

by nike kicks March 24, 2022

Screen-life balance

The balance between one's screen time and offline activities, including work, leisure, and personal relationships.

I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

Kato Balance Paradox

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.

Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.

by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019