Marchen Awakens Romance

Aka M.A.R is basicly a popular anime about a boy named Kosi Ginta who is a junior high school student that wants to live in a world where his fantasy is a reality, One day, a mysterious door appears in his classroom. This door leads to another world, “Mar Heaven”, the place he longed to be in. It has everything he dreamed a fairy tale world would have, such as witches and werewolves. There, he finds an item called ÄRM. It’s a special device that was created by magic and gives its user a special ability.

Marchen Awakens Romance airs on toonami jetstream. look it up, "that's awsome".

by oliverflash September 22, 2006

awakerbation

when you wake up with morning glory and you can't resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes

Harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning

Alena: i know i could here you scream
Harry: you should have cum helped me babe

Alena: no! last time i choked on your hairy scrotum

Harry: its not my fault you coon

by fgdjbdkfn;p December 3, 2015

awake dead

It is that strange thing when you are awake but can't move at all for the first few minutes after you wake up.

This morning I was awake dead and I was scared.

by Uniquelionheart December 22, 2010

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.

After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.

by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010

Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life that they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.

Timmy: Before I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and had cooties.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019

Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003

aslake

To seem awake and alert while being asleep or just waking up planning on going back to sleep.

I told you to take out the thrash this morning. No you didn't and if you did i was aslake because I don't remember you saying anything.

by what you never asked me that February 18, 2004