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astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.
"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."
by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015
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assroom

An indoor space overrun with jackasses; a room inhabited by fools or nitwits.
The U.S. Senate trains scholars of the legal classroom to holler in the legal assroom.
by Dojo Rhymely October 23, 2010
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Astronaut Helmet

Materials Required:

1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice

Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.
Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"
by Easy Easly January 23, 2010
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astronomical

I have an astronomical amount of work to do for the end of the semester.
by Kayode May 16, 2007
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assmongler

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly
whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler
by juancarlos December 28, 2005
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Lazy Astronaut

(V) A very specific sexual position

The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...
That girl I was with last night let me do the Lazy Astronaut..
by SalmonHDQ February 12, 2008
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Astronaut in the Ocean

Person 1: When your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze.

Person 2: When these people talk too much put that s**t in slow motion yeah.

Person 3: I feel like an astronaut in the ocean ay.

Person 4: What you know about rolling down in the deep.
by JasonSandersBiggestFan May 17, 2021
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