Asshitchery

1) when asshats marry
2) hooking up trailers or other people via asshitch

My IQ 85 cousin's getting married and he wants me to RSVP. Wanna come to the asshitchery with me? Free cake...

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Assput

The act of slamming your ass onto someone's penis, usually painful.

"Damn man, that bitch gave me an assput! There was blood everywhere!"

by Tardstroker May 21, 2010

Asskitty

Asskitty is a young attractive woman that enjoys anal sex.

Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?

Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.

by Pony Battles November 25, 2019

Bad Asstitude

Someone whose attitude is always bad ass. Someone who is always into bad ass stuff like eating nails for breakfest.. without milk !

"You see the guy with the sunglasses riding the elephant while shooting another guy on a lion.. ?"

"Yeah they really have a bad asstitude"
"Haha cool word dude"

by Dansdude June 13, 2014

Tijuana Asspiss

That really spicy and volatile diarrhea you sometimes get after eating too much Mexican food at one time. It burns, burns, burns.

A: "What's up with Darell? He's been in the bathroom for like 45 minutes."

B: "Oh yeah I heard he got really stoned and went to Los Tacos Picantes yesterday and ordered everything on the menu, finishing it of course, 'cuz you know Darell. Anyhoos, he's definitley got a case of Tijuana Asspiss. You should give him another couple minutes."

A: "RIP Darell's rectum."

by kaigaidemon August 25, 2015

asstittitastic

A portmontrois of Ass, Titties, and Fantastic used in order to describe a girl who has both a fantastic ass and tits.

Beyonce is Asstittitastic.

by maahdahey June 21, 2009

asspie

A slice of asspie, as it is commonly referred to, is a synonym for a big, steaming pile of shit. To qualify as an asspie, the crap must be larger than a Volkswagen Beetle spare tire and it must be fresh. Extra points if there is actual steam rising from it!

John: This movie was a piece of steaming asspie!
Elizabeth: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup? That bitch cranked out an asspie in a cup.

by CartlidgeIsGay February 2, 2009