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Assholiest

The Ultimatum of the hole of the ass. The peak and ultimate divine characteristic of being an asshole.

Order of asshole:

Asshole
Tool
Douche Bag
Cunt Rag
Assholiness
Assholiest
He is the assholiest.
by Supersonic912033 December 19, 2008
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assholio

1. a term quoted by "the great cornholio". Word was introduced when said individual was in search of T.P. for his bunghole. 2. A person who pulls his shirt over his head with only his face showing to get a laugh from his lame-ass friends. All the while acting like an idiot, speaking in a stupid-ass voice, looking like a complete retard.
1a."Toss me some shit-tickets so I can wipe my assholio".
1b. your girlfriend moaned eroticly when i stuck my tongue in her assholio.
2. "Dude, your boy Jason can't smoke anymore of my weed, that fukker is an assholio. Tell him to leave, but the chicks he brought over can stay".
by pink pounder November 15, 2007
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Assholf

A person found wanting in desirable social skills such as common courtesy, politeness, and due consideration of others.

Unlike an Asshole, the word Assholf is found exclusively in reference to people and totally uncalled for acts of insensitivity - esp. to individuals and/or the things they create.

May be associated with pretentiousness and transparency
I can't believe I found William in bed with Megan! He is such an ASSHOLF!

or

He said my music was minimalistic and he wouldn't add me on GaySpace...what an ASSHOLF!
by Will-yum-yum March 18, 2008
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assholery

The art of being an asshole without actually getting beat up for it. In fact, people like you more for being good at it. There are only so many people that can pull this off, and no two ever exist in the same room at the same time. The very nature of assholery negates itself in such a situation.
Dude, Tucker is a master of assholery. He's rude as hell, but everyone loves him.
by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007
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assholic

Of, relating to, or being like an asshole. ie. cruel and unusual behavior, unsensitiveness, et cetera.
That was real assholic of you to humiliate that guy like that.
by candor March 13, 2003
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assholios

"Assholios" assholic bum faced alien creatures" ready to take over planet earth in 2013!!! ;-) ( all urban dictionary viewers are the first to witness the teaser) enjoy!!!!
by STERKOTIPRODUCTIONS October 24, 2011
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assholiopath

one who seeks to pervert, subvert, supervert, disrupt or destroy whatever one is a part of by telling half truths, inflaming rumors or simply considering one to be smarter than everyone else involved
He ruined the party plans with all his behind the scenes manipulations, but he couldn't help it, he's an assholiopath.
by Phil McCrakken December 30, 2008
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