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asshat

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.
"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."
by asshater September 11, 2008
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Holy asshat

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.
I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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urban asshat

A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.

An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating
Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"

Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"
by i hate liars December 31, 2010
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dumbshit asshat

A dumbshit asshat is so fucking dumb and selfish, and is constantly a dick.

Literally dumbshit and asshat combined.
Person 1 : "Dude, did you hear about that dumbshit asshat Austin Meldeau?
Person 2 : "Yeah, he wrote himself a definition on Urban Dictionary."
by drywittygal February 26, 2018
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asshat

A contemptible person

derivatives:

asshattery (noun)

asshattedly, asshatted (adjective)
asshats (plural)
My supervisor is an asshat - I resent being his subordinate.
by Urbepedia April 15, 2010
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Asshat McGoolagher

A condescending term for a generally doofy and/or dim-witted fellow.
"Why won't the television work?"
"Because you're Asshat McGoolagher, and it's not plugged in."

~

(After witnessing a stupid act)
All hail Asshat McGoolagher, sultan of stupid!
by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009
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