A place full of people who are sexually attracted to anonymously pissing off innocent people. Also inhabited by swaggots, slutty attention whores, future homeless people (also known as popular kids), and idiots who take opinions too seriously. If you go on that website and hide behind the screen like it's your mommy's back, you are officially retarded. Launched at 9:30 AM on June 16, 2010, anally fucking nice people since 9:31 AM on June 16, 2010. Nobody should kill themselves, but apparently half the site's population thinks people should. Site intended to be fun. Sometimes there's constructive criticism, sometimes has people stand up for others getting bullied, sometimes it has funny stuff. Not completely bad and can be kinda fun. Unfortunately does have anonymous douchebags that bully people. If you're someone anonymously bullying kids on ask.fm you should feel ashamed and I highly suggest you apologize or at least leave those people alone. If you have a problem, confront them in real life. It doesn't matter what they did to you or who did what first, using ask.fm on anon to punish someone for it is cowardly. It's even more cowardly if they didn't do anything at all and/or you just don't like them. If you're bullied on this website just know that what those people say shouldn't mean anything. You're living your life for you and no one else. Live out your life happily and don't let some anonymous asshole on this website get you down.
Asshat: "Dude, ask.fm is so funny."
Me: "Yeah apparently so is people killing themselves"
Asshat: "If they kill themselves it's their fault; I'm just kidding when I go on there anonymously because I don't wanna face repercussions. I mean people call each other worthless, emo, stupid, meaningless and pieces of shit all the time, right?"
Me: Yeah, if you're a complete nipple and despicable human being.
Me: "Yeah apparently so is people killing themselves"
Asshat: "If they kill themselves it's their fault; I'm just kidding when I go on there anonymously because I don't wanna face repercussions. I mean people call each other worthless, emo, stupid, meaningless and pieces of shit all the time, right?"
Me: Yeah, if you're a complete nipple and despicable human being.
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Among middle and high schoolers, it basically means asking somebody to become your boyfriend/ girlfriend, or just simply taking friendship up to another level. After asking/ being asked out, he/ she will give you a hug after class or when he/ she sees you, and probably tell friends about it.
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Get the ask-me-bollox mug.Just Ask Satan (the book) is a collection of Michelle J. Wong’s columns from his homonymous online project (he is twitching now as you read the word “homonymous”). With a brand of humor beyond good and evil, relentlessly mocking all subject matters, all peoples, all walks of life and all futile human attempts to make this misery of a world more livable, Just Ask Satan is nothing but a modern-day Miss Lonelyhearts for the evil at heart.
The book is organized in five sections dealing each with a specific topic: Family, Dating & Relationships, Society, Politics, Religion & Existentialism. These are only general headings, as each column displays a veritable tour de force of free association, nightmarish cognition and detailed vivisections of the absurd elements that fill the world we inhabit and the ways we conceive of it. A perfect blend of the sane indignation of a George Carlin and the rebellious outbursts of a Sam Kinison, Wong’s harangues begin in tender mocking and end in something dangerously close to actual social criticism (the politically-incorrect stuff great humor is made of, really). Here’s a bit from a question about the mistreatment of women in the columns of Just Ask Satan:
The book is organized in five sections dealing each with a specific topic: Family, Dating & Relationships, Society, Politics, Religion & Existentialism. These are only general headings, as each column displays a veritable tour de force of free association, nightmarish cognition and detailed vivisections of the absurd elements that fill the world we inhabit and the ways we conceive of it. A perfect blend of the sane indignation of a George Carlin and the rebellious outbursts of a Sam Kinison, Wong’s harangues begin in tender mocking and end in something dangerously close to actual social criticism (the politically-incorrect stuff great humor is made of, really). Here’s a bit from a question about the mistreatment of women in the columns of Just Ask Satan:
Ask Satan says:
What really summarizes the female inferiority in this show Sex & the City is the way that these four independent women in their “thirties” in New York City want nothing else but to show their independence by getting a man who has his shit together to support them.
And here’s a take on that wondrous miracle, motherhood:
Staying on drugs until the time you actually give birth to your E-tarded baby is simply a trendy thing to do. If you don’t believe me ask Barbara Bush.
Satan excels also at that most-needed intellectual service, pointing out the obvious:
Babies are known for not knowing shit and lacking basic survival skills. I would even go as far as saying that they don’t deserve to be called real people.
He has good things to share with those who enjoy the best things in life:
In the same way that emotionally unstable woman are fantastic in bed, unhealthy food is unbelievable in my mouth… I am on a strict diet of alcohol and Tabasco. But I do love mayonnaise wrapped in bacon.
And, of course, he can’t be bothered with his eternal nemesis, Jesus:
He is a jerk like that; I don’t know why the whole resurrection thing made him feel so special. Dracula did it too and so did the zombies!
What really summarizes the female inferiority in this show Sex & the City is the way that these four independent women in their “thirties” in New York City want nothing else but to show their independence by getting a man who has his shit together to support them.
And here’s a take on that wondrous miracle, motherhood:
Staying on drugs until the time you actually give birth to your E-tarded baby is simply a trendy thing to do. If you don’t believe me ask Barbara Bush.
Satan excels also at that most-needed intellectual service, pointing out the obvious:
Babies are known for not knowing shit and lacking basic survival skills. I would even go as far as saying that they don’t deserve to be called real people.
He has good things to share with those who enjoy the best things in life:
In the same way that emotionally unstable woman are fantastic in bed, unhealthy food is unbelievable in my mouth… I am on a strict diet of alcohol and Tabasco. But I do love mayonnaise wrapped in bacon.
And, of course, he can’t be bothered with his eternal nemesis, Jesus:
He is a jerk like that; I don’t know why the whole resurrection thing made him feel so special. Dracula did it too and so did the zombies!
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