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retarded architecture

A piece of supposed "architecture" created by someone with such meager intelligence, that they would have to be retarded to create such a crappy work of dumbfuckness.

Also see Bastard Ass Hoe, and Loosetooth McGuillicutte
Friend1: Who the hell put all these random pieces of rotton wood here?

Friend2: Who cares, its just a bunch of retarded architecture anyway.
by The Actual Marshall September 18, 2008
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architectural engineer

Architectural Engineers make buildings stand up and people comfortable in their environment. They can specialize in structural or in systems. Arch E's pretty much rock.
without architectural engineers your office would fall down
by the 7 dwarfs June 2, 2007
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Architecture

A word used when referring to beautiful women. it is used to keep unknowing people from finding out exactly what you are referring to.
Dave: Hey bro check out that architecture
Garry: "looks at sexy women" Now that's some fine architecture
by EpicGoatChild December 5, 2011
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architect

A person which uses huge, or intellectual vocabulary in a normal conversation such as the architect from the matrix would use.
Tay: wow that movie was awesome, i think it was one of the best ever
Steve: Well actually considering the themes presented during the exposition the delineation of the sub-plot in conjunction with a deterioting character development it can be inferred that the film was rather sluggish and inconsistent, vis a vis, ergo....
Tay: There goes the architect
J: He builds words...
by stfu22 September 29, 2006
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anus architect

dude Alex became an anus architect at the ice rink
by dan yunker December 29, 2007
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Landscape Architect

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.
Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.
by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022
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architecting

V. The act of designing or creating. A very clever away message.
Shut up, I'm architecting.
by Gene Dassing February 27, 2005
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