arsehat

The British version of "asshat". See also asshat

by Thom Gray September 3, 2003

Arsenal

The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.

"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti

"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

Arsenal

This term is used to describe something so frustrating, distressing and baffling, you've gone past the point of caring for it.

For example, "my girlfriend cheated on me with my step father, the situation was very arsenal", or "I lost 4 million on gambling and ran my dog over on the way home, yesterday was extremely arsenal".

by The Plug_Financial management June 21, 2020

arsenal

A NORTH london football team based in highbury (at time of writing).Better than a team called Tottenham Hotspur. Spurs are jealous cause we are better and have a better history. The only thing that makes them feel good about themselves is that they have been based in North London a few years longer than us. Losers.

Just look at their badge. We have a canon, united have a devil, Spurs have a prancing wet hen.

We love u Arsenal, we do
We love u Arsenal, we do
We love u Arsenal, we do
Oh arsenal we love you

by gunnersfan May 8, 2006

arseaholic

someone hu is always a complete fucking bastard and never stops pissing people off!!!

fuck off u arseaholic bitch

by [e-mail] July 27, 2004

Arselander

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England

Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....

by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

Arsenal

A highly skilled football team based in London. Arsenal are current championships of the best footballing league in Europe.

"Damn, Arsenal just won 7-0 again :("
"Yey, 9727 points clear now :)"

by Matthew Smith March 3, 2005