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Apple

A nice, delicious and round fruit.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

if you throw it hard enough.
by bangtanbooties August 12, 2013
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Apple Patch

The newest in facial hair fashion, made to show how much you care about gender equality
Guy: hey girl
Anna: hey guy! nice apple patch
by TheLegendofB April 16, 2015
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nigger apple

i likes me a juicy nigger apple.
by niggerapple January 9, 2009
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GOOCH Apparel

A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!
"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"

or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!
by Weezysteez August 30, 2013
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Apple Jargon

Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010
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apparefuckilently

a way of showing extreme dislike of something while saying it's apparent

also, to add to the apparentness of something
hey mike, did your teacher lose your test?

apparefuckilently they did tom, because my dad asked why I got an F on it.


dude that chick hella likes you

apparefuckilently she does...
by god I love the word fuck January 28, 2009
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Notch Apple

An enchanted apple (A.K.A a notch apple or enchanted golden apple) is one of the most powerful food items in Minecraft. Gives effects such as Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and Fire Resistance.
Eating the Notch Apple will give massive benefits.
by Sams Underntale October 10, 2019
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