apple

An apple is a thing that is SO tight. That all the other fruits are jealous. But is best friends with a banana. May be used for masturbation as well.

My friend Ashley was 'playing' with an apple last night.

by Kelly the Banana November 11, 2010

apple

where you stick a apple in a girls mouth and give her anal so she cant squel

a pig with an apple in it's mouth

by lotaz January 3, 2008

apple

A great computer hardware/software company. Period. People who tout the benefits of Windows-based machines are inflexible, incorrigible, and inept. Take a look at the votes given to other definitions of apple. Notice that Carlos Net's spectacular entry has more than twice the number of thumbs-ups than thumbs-downs. Notice also that all of the entries bashing on Apple Computers received overwhelming amounts of thumbs-downs. Just take a look, you sorry little Windows-users, trapped in your cages of XP, ME, NT, and 2K. I pity you.

Mmmm...Apple's G5 tower...*drools*

by Coolguy! May 26, 2005

apple

I just wanted to share this apple with you. when i spotted it today i thought it was the most beautiful apple i had ever seen, the shape, the colour, the firmness, everything. just perfect. so yeah heres a knife. I'll half it. lets hope it tastes as amazing and purely applish as it looks.

Zhoië just came by and gave me one half of her apple.

by Krkič March 13, 2020

apple

A tasty looking but violent fruit that scares people away, mostly doctors. These misinterpreted fruit might look delicious, but you must resist the temptation too. Even in fairy tales, an apple almost kills because its poisoned, but of course with the most powerful force in the world, love, saves a princess. These aren't the only food to being going bad.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

by TheBaconMANIAC July 7, 2016

apple

when 2 guys go in the bedrooom and pull down their pants and stare at both of their steamy balls and cocks for exactly five minutes and 2 seconds then they go in 69 position and suck eachother

silly: lets do the apple
bobby: oh yes daddyyyyyy lets go

by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022

apple

1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington.
2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe?
2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003