An apple is a thing that is SO tight. That all the other fruits are jealous. But is best friends with a banana. May be used for masturbation as well.
by Kelly the Banana November 10, 2010
by lotaz December 09, 2007
A great computer hardware/software company. Period. People who tout the benefits of Windows-based machines are inflexible, incorrigible, and inept. Take a look at the votes given to other definitions of apple. Notice that Carlos Net's spectacular entry has more than twice the number of thumbs-ups than thumbs-downs. Notice also that all of the entries bashing on Apple Computers received overwhelming amounts of thumbs-downs. Just take a look, you sorry little Windows-users, trapped in your cages of XP, ME, NT, and 2K. I pity you.
by Coolguy! May 24, 2005
I just wanted to share this apple with you. when i spotted it today i thought it was the most beautiful apple i had ever seen, the shape, the colour, the firmness, everything. just perfect. so yeah heres a knife. I'll half it. lets hope it tastes as amazing and purely applish as it looks.
by Krkič March 13, 2020
when 2 guys go in the bedrooom and pull down their pants and stare at both of their steamy balls and cocks for exactly five minutes and 2 seconds then they go in 69 position and suck eachother
by Thebigdaddyclapper November 03, 2022
A tasty looking but violent fruit that scares people away, mostly doctors. These misinterpreted fruit might look delicious, but you must resist the temptation too. Even in fairy tales, an apple almost kills because its poisoned, but of course with the most powerful force in the world, love, saves a princess. These aren't the only food to being going bad.
by TheBaconMANIAC July 07, 2016