Bon Appetweet

The compulsive act of taking a picture of food with your phone in order to share it with friends, rather than just eating the damn thing,

Clara: Oh my god this food looks fucking fantastic! But before we start it let me take a quick Bon Appetweet to share with everyone on Instagram.

Seriously Clara, get a life and let me eat these ribs.

by skeekgeek July 16, 2020

shaq appeal

A term used to define a person, whom is plain an obscure, who suddenly achieves wealth and people come all out of the wood works to suck his ass.

Johnny was the butt ugliest person in the world, but as soon as he started making paper, it gave him the "Shaq Appeal", and all the finest women were on him.

by DzNutz September 30, 2004

appendix

Organ whose only purpose is to be removed at some point in one's life.

Todd: Where's Matt?

Charlie: Matt's out today. Had to go get his appendix removed.

Todd: Dammit, what's an appendix good for anyway?

Charlie: Getting removed.

by shoppingcartman January 20, 2011

Appel Farm

"It's the only place in the world where someone whose name is or is not the most common name of second session 2005 can go through six girlfriends in one summer." as amy said to me about five minutes ago. which is totes true. and absolutely hilarious. basically it is the best place in the universe, and most people who go there love it with the entirety of their soul. <444

ive got my appel. youve got your appel. weve got our: APPEL FARM.

by The Month Before May That Loves The Farm December 3, 2006

text appeal

When someone is able to carry on a good conversation through text messaging.

We were having a great conversation texting. She's got real text appeal.

She texts too slow and has nothing to say. I'm talking zero text appeal.

by samstricklin January 8, 2009

sex appeal

having a attractive appeal of sex, or sexy and attractive to women.

i got the sex appeal.

by sexappeal May 13, 2005

appeteasers

When you are at a holiday gathering and you are hoping that there will be DINNER but, no, just those itty-bitty snacks and you must eat millions in order to feel satiated (much like whales and plankton)

"Hey Beau, did you have a good time at Aunt Lorraine's house on Thanksgiving?"
"Not really! I thought we really would have dinner! I showed up hungry. All she made were appeteasers."

by BIG.dEb.GLES November 19, 2011