Amazon Prime and Intertwine

Like Netflix and Chill but with Amazon prime because you are broke; I.E. to have sex and watch a movie or TV show

Dude 1: Yo, I heard you and Angela Netflix and Chill'd
Dude 2: Nah, just Amazon Prime and Intertwine

by Mrliger March 26, 2016

amazon prime and commitment

The next level of netflix and chill. One who makes a life time "commitment" with partner and subscription to amazon prime. Committed sexual intercourse with that same partner over a long period of time.

Darryl is taking this relationship to a whole other level man... He is going from netflix and chill to amazon prime and commitment

by EducatedTeacher September 3, 2016

Amazon Prime and Sexy Time

Like Netflix and chill, just more refined and expensive

Girl: 'Netflix and chill?'
Guy: 'Noooo, Amazon prime and sexy time is more my thing'

by THE_PARKINATOR November 17, 2016

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Amazon Prime and Wine

The grown up version of Netflix and chill.

Sara: "Hey babe the kids are all tucked into bed. What would you like to do?"
Harry: "Netflix and chill?"
Sara: "Really what are we 16?"
Harry: "Amazon Prime and Wine?"
Sara: "I'll get the glasses"

by CherrySprinkles November 13, 2015

amazon prime and sexy time

basically the same thing as netflixs and chill, but for people with amazon prime.

"so martha what did you do with brad last night?"

"amazon prime and sexy time"

by elllllllllllllleee March 13, 2016

Amazon.com

A completely reliable web site where you can buy virtually anything. I prefer it over ebay because you don't need paypal and you don't have to go through the bidding process. Anyone that complains about long shipping is stupid, delivery estimates are clearly spelled out when you confirm your order, and you can do what I did and get free 2 day shipping for signing up for some trial.

Person: Why would anyone buy electronics at full price at a retail store when you can buy the exact same thing on amazon.com for much less?

Retard: My amazon stuff didn't come in the mail...durrrrr

Me: Just contact your seller... or report them to amazon directly if they don't respond

by CriticalAcclaim August 17, 2009