Alden

A boy that is an angel. He loves and care for his family and friends no matter what... He may be quite yet he is still a fun guy!

"who is that quite boy?"
"he is Alden..."

" nerd."
" he is still a good friend!"

by LOLGAMIN September 11, 2020

Alden

the most perfect person in the entire world. they’re super funny, kinda dorky and unusually tall for their age. their smile can make your heart melt, their perfection. they might not be the best at communicating but you’ll get there eventually. they’ll always make you happy no matter what happens in your life. not to mention their attractiveness is insane, brown hair and bluish, greenish eyes, cute nose heart shaped lips (they’re always soft and plump) that you’ll always feel an urge to kiss and a smile that will make your heart throb. you’re insane if you don’t find an alden attractive. dating an alden is the best thing that could ever happen to you. their touch will always make you break out in goosebumps and their voice will still always give you butterflies, every kiss is magical.

guy 1: hey did you see alden today? he looks gorgeous

guy 2: yes ofc, he always looks gorgeous.

by kurt cocaine February 23, 2021

Alden

Alden is a cool dude who's always been there for people no matter what <3 plus they're really cool, funny, and pretty awesome. dude is amazing and cool, and brusef can make people laugh no matter what. they're cool, like conan grey, and also really fashionable. loyal and will fight for you (APPRECIATE IT) so yeah. Have fun with them because it will be fun <3

Alden is my best friend, and a pretty amazing brushef.

by tebytoby<3 May 27, 2022

Alden

alden is an amazing guy who can be your friend, lover or even act like your brother, he is a great boy with no bad intentions. he respects your opinion and has a GREAT sense of humour. if anyone makes you upset, he’d go beat that person up

me:hii alden went to beat the person who harassed me earlier on
friend:of course, it’s Alden.

by urmomissohotttt November 21, 2021

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

Alden

That friend that was good at first then he got a girl friend and changed a lot

How Alden really changed after he met vaydah

by Lilmaxyboi February 23, 2021

Alden

A super cool and awesome pan man who is hot and handsome and cool and strong

Gray: Alden, are you high right now?

Alden: (Confidently) No.

by Sillyboyboy January 28, 2024